ADVOCACY MATERIALS
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Administration critics and detainees may throw around accusations of "torture," but they're blowing things all out of proportion. [view]
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It is clear to all right-thinking Americans that an evil, omnipresent organization, masterminded by an ailing but invincible Saudi millionaire from within the caves of Afghanistan, causes or incites most of the world's misfortunes. [view]
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Some of our more despicable detractors cast aspersions on even our noblest pursuits. [view]
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There is no excuse for ignoring a known threat. As Americans, we realize that the danger is real. As patriots, we have the duty to stop it. [view]
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Our nation has many claims to fame, yet its greatest achievements pass unlauded. This poster attempts to reconcile public perception with a reality whose merit is too often overlooked. [view]
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Doesn't it sadden you when otherwise good Americans behave divisively? Come, let us join hands to serve a common purpose. This is the first in a series of posters promoting national unity. [view]
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There's a time for propaganda and a time for truth. Once you've led them into the store, why waste effort maintaining the facade? [view]
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We're here to set the record straight. We're not invading other nations out of deluded greed and fear; we're doing it to stop terrorism. [view]
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Vindictiveness? Irrational fear? Nope; just good, common sense -- and the domain of any red-white-and-blue-blooded parent, as illustrated by poster #6 in the series themed "Families Against Terror." [view]
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Watchlists aren't just a good idea. They're the only reliable way to catch travelers with incriminating names. Terrorists, typos, homonyms, homophones: distinction isn't an option when the future of the free world is at stake. [view]
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If you're not with us, you're with the terrorists. And what's that old saying? A terrorist in the campaign speech is worth two in the private strategy document. [view]
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It has become popular at political events to establish "free speech zones," where dissenters can protest outside of the media spotlight. We've designed several street signs to instruct the less-patriotic in the proper exercise of inalienable rights. [view]
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The beauty of a global police state is difficult to communicate in words alone. [view]
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If our rulers didn't regulate your body's metabolic processes, how could they hope to save your immortal soul? [view]
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We like to think of ourselves as "enlightened capitalists." Remove the competitive aspects of capitalism, and you're left with a utopian corporate vision of the future. [view]
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Reassure your fellow commuters with a symbol of patriotic devotion. [view]
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As members of the ruling caste, we tend to take some things for granted. [view]
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There's a bumper sticker for every hobby. Despite our enthusiasm for regimented behavior, we have our tolerance for frivolity; after all, even the staunchest Homeland defender needs a chance to unwind. [view]
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Every flight you wait for your name to be called, but when it finally happens you're too excited to speak your mind. This postcard will say everything you wish you'd said. [view]
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Don't scan the new arrivals. Don't check the notice board. Leave before closing time; your life may depend upon it. Above all, don't turn the page. [view]
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Invading foreign countries and imprisoning political criminals is serious business -- but don't let it get you down. It's important to keep everything in perspective. [view]
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So many people ask us, "If they're guilty, why not give them trials to prove it?" The truth is: when you need a judge who'll look beyond the facts, blind justice just won't do. [view]
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It's nice to know that someone is watching, but how do you know he's on your side? This poster gives an answer that everyone can understand. [view]
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This is the fifth in a series themed "Families Against Terror." The poster addresses an issue faced by Americans all too often. [view]
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Critics are always asking for evidence to justify our sacrifices. They say they don't believe dictatorship will make us any safer. Well, the numbers are right in front of you. [view]
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Stay fit, trim, and ready for defense. That's the promise, but success is up to you. [view]
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We are champions of a new and improved America: an America unburdened by due process; an America defended by domestic spies; an America supported by uniformly chanting voices and tactfully quelled dissent. Truly, we are patriots. [view]
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Nobody serves the Homeland better than Attorney General John Ashcroft. We decided to help his efforts with a marketing brochure. Each side of the 6-page brochure is provided as a separate image; print and fold for penitentiary delight. [view]
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This is the fourth in a series themed "Families Against Terror." The poster shows that one innocent question can leave a child alone on the path to patriotism. [view]
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#5 in the Fair Future Collector series. Some day not too distant, regulators will need to codify the practices which American news networks have already instituted. We try to imagine some of the possibilities. [view]
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This is the third in a series themed "Families Against Terror." We depict honest Americans teaching their children Homeland values. [view]
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This is the second in a series themed "Families Against Terror." We depict honest Americans teaching their children Homeland values. [view]
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This is the first in a series themed "Families Against Terror." We depict honest Americans teaching their children Homeland values. [view]
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Inspired by the methods of selective inconvenience which have transformed our nation into a powerhouse of terrorism-repulsion, we've developed this icon to distract and disable cyberterrorists before they can strike. [view]
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From secret detentions to warrantless wiretaps, President Bush really only has our best interests in mind. This poster should reassure the doubters among us. [view]
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An unhindered police force makes for a safe, fair nation. It's disturbing to think that anyone would disagree - especially when the principles of governance have reached the peak of modern refinement. [view]
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It's a scary world, and it doesn't help matters when people behave erratically in daily life. We need to teach our friends to follow the correct behavior patterns - and persecute those who won't. Take back your neighborhood with this poster. [view]
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Good American subjects will sacrifice anything to help their rulers. Use this poster to tell your subjects exactly what you think of them. Just don't be surprised when they drop to the ground and kiss your feet. [view]
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Digital Rights Management (DRM) is a hot issue in tech circles today. This poster explains, in basic terms, that DRM will help to keep creativity in the hands of centralized media companies - where it belongs. [view]
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Some suicide bombers believe they'll have it easy because the American justice system requires trials and a presumption of innocence. "No more!" we say. With this poster we show off our proud heritage and strike fear into would-be terrorists. [view]
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#1 in the Fair Future Collector series. It may still be a few years before we can achieve a safe, happy, authoritarian regime - but that shouldn't stop us from dreaming. Print out these tags and wear them around town to announce, "I am a model citizen." [view]
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#2 in the Fair Future Collector series. This clearance ID is designed specifically to keep our streets clean of terrorists. [view]
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#3 in the Fair Future Collector series. Wear your profile on your sleeve. Consumers of the future will receive better deals than ever and will probably save money every day. [view]
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#4 in the Fair Future Collector series. American financial expertise will allow us to reap the benefits of a free market without the drawbacks of a free populace. [view]
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Surveillance databases are the next big thing - recording our behavior to fight crime and increase consumer savings. Show your support by adding this logo to your web page, wedding invitations, or any other place it might be appropriate. [view]
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