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Your personal information is important to us. This is why we will never share your data except with business partners and others with whom we can profit by sharing your data.

Information We Gather About You

  • Personal Information
    We do not collect any personal information about you except that which you provide voluntarily and/or disclose during your use of the site.

  • Identifying Information
    We may offer newsletters and other services which require your identity for delivery. If you provide an email address or other identifying information to us, we will use such information only with your implicit consent.

  • Statistical Information
    We may monitor statistics related to your use of the site. We use statistics and funds derived therefrom only to improve the performance of the site.


If, in the normal course of reading through your personal information for a few laughs, we notice something that could be related to criminal activity, we may share your information with the appropriate authorities.

If we are required by law to disclose your personal information to local, state, federal, national, or international law enforcement authorities, we will do so happily.

Updating and Correcting Information

If you would like to update or correct any information in our records, please contact us through the feedback form on our site. Changing this information is necessarily a difficult process. We will email you with an estimated time frame and further instructions.

Changes to this Privacy Policy

We may change the terms of this privacy policy at any time. By using this web site, you are bound to such contractual changes as we or our benevolent successors deem necessary.

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